Matthew Camp’s Dick Was Neglected Yesterday

Yesterday’s “Instahot” featuring Matthew Camp was way popular. What wasn’t popular was your favorite porn blogger not including his cock pics. I actually got an E-MAIL!

Dear M.X.,

Do you write the blog long-hand and then mail it in to be transcribed? Do you not have access to the Internet? Matthew Camp has a cock and it’s out online! Go find it!

Sincerely,

A Reader

Hopefully, I’ve remedied the situation below.

Michael Xavier